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Buckeye Nation’s
basketball team has just ascended to the top of the NCAA
coaches’ poll. But that’s not why, on a cold night in
Columbus, Ohio, seemingly every undergrad in the city is
shitfaced. It’s not just another Monday evening, just another
happy hour at the Distillery over on High Street. The kegs are
whirring with particular purpose tonight. FutureSex/LoveShow
is in town.
Justin. Fucking. Timberlake. Here. At
Ohio State.
The Benetton-like tableau of black
kids, white kids, goths, sluts, outcasts, and douchebags
outside the Value City Arena has been waiting for four hours
in the cold to worship at Timberlake’s sneakered feet. All
those little girls who first felt stone strike flint in their
panties while listening to the G-rated cooing of early ’N Sync
are legal now. And they’re wasted. Boobs served up on
underwire platters. Hair moussed, sprayed, and lacquered.
Fists wrapped around cans of Bud Light, they’re gyrating
against the metal crowd barrier like it’s a stripper’s pole.
Inhaling alcohol, exuding sex, they pile in on top of one
another for tonight’s “in the round” performance
Later, when Timberlake’s robo-sexual
call to arms—“futuresex . . . lovesound . . . futuresex . . .
lovesound”—begins to quake through the speakers in quickening
repetition, the earsplitting, high-pitched shrieking is
expected. The thick, raspy baritone harmonizing with it is
not.
Guys are howling for Timberlake with
the same animal intensity as their pop-loving sisters. Frat
boys in backward ball caps. Gay men in their tightest-fitting
tees. White-belted hipsters with mohawks. And an aging hood
rat who looks like he got lost on the way to a Van Halen show.
With plastic cups of beer hoisted in the air, they bellow in
unison:
“Jaaaaayyyy-Teeeeee!”
As the house lights go dark,
Timberlake—looking sharp in a tailored slate-gray suit, skinny
black tie, and ivory tennis shoes—rises slowly from beneath
the stage on a platform. Ringed by pimped-out backup singers
and bathed in the red light of a rotating, million-dollar
spotlight, he takes the microphone stand in one hand.
As three-story swaths of hanging
curtain lift, Justin Timberlake lets out a single,
high-pitched “Whoo,” and 15,000 people lose their minds.
“I’m having a moment. . . . I’m
having a moment. . . . I’m having a moment.”
Sitting at attention on a leather
sofa in a dressing room backstage at the Value City Arena,
Justin Timberlake bites into his pre-performance
peanut-butter-and-grape-jelly sandwich (there was no
strawberry. Did nobody read the tour rider?). He test-drives
the phrase that’s been reverberating in the media for the past
year, during which time the now 26-year-old performer was the
linchpin of the Grammy Awards ceremony; held his own opposite
Christina Ricci and Samuel L. Jackson in the indie movie
Black Snake Moan; nurtured his fledgling clothing line,
William Rast; and launched the chart-busting FutureSex/LoveSounds
album (along with a much-watched video in which he
tongue-wrestles Scarlett Johansson): Justin Timberlake is
having a moment. He rolls the words over on his tongue, trying
to find the syntax to help him understand the phrase. “I don’t
know what it means. I really don’t,” he says, crunching into a
Fritos Flavor Twist.
This weary-eyed
pop star is more endearing than the flashy homeboy he projects
to the public. In person, he’s more boyish, even with thick
stubble. His voice is even reedier than you’d think, almost
pubescent. He really is a kid from Tennessee who can go from
mama’s boy to lova-lova man in 60 seconds flat. No wonder
then, as he sits in the greenroom of this stadium, eating his
PB&J, he’s not convinced of his status as the pope of pop
culture.
The Timberlake caravan arrived here
at 5:30 this morning from Buffalo, New York. J.T. fit in a
little shut-eye, a little NPR (“This American Life” is a
favorite), and a little quality time with his two boxers,
Buckley and Brennan, before getting back to work.
“It’s a bitch. Way more intense than
anything I’ve done before,” Timberlake says, sipping a cream
soda he got from a nearby catering spread of sandwich-making
materials, chips, soft drinks, and an unmarked brown liquor.
On the coffee table in front of him is an assortment of
antacids, aspirin, and Beano. For gas. You know, just in case.
Timberlake has been blinking in the
glare of stage lights since he was 11. But he’s never done
anything like this. Over the next two and a half hours, he’ll
sing, pop-and-lock like a break-dancer on ’ludes, play the
keytar, strum a white guitar, dry-hump some backup dancers,
trade rhymes with Timbaland (a collaborator on FutureSex),
and down a shot of Patrón to show solidarity with the
fucked-up crowd. He will do this 21 more times over the next
six weeks. Then it’s on to Europe.
Bringing sexy back is hard work.
“Last tour, we were doing four
concerts a week, but I wasn’t singing as much,” he says. “The
show wasn’t as long, it wasn’t as involved, and I didn’t have
as much responsibility vocally.”
All the red-eyed road-tripping
through middle-of-nowhere America may tucker Timberlake out
and upset his tummy, but it has its advantages. The people who
make a living covering his sex life have been working almost
as hard as he has lately; his “tour bubble” is a relative safe
haven. The end of Timberlake’s nearly four-year relationship
with Cameron Diaz is still selling copies of Us Weekly
and People. His handlers have been frantically applying
a just friends rubber stamp to sightings of Timberlake with
Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson. And then there’s Britney.
Five years after they broke up and
their careers took opposite paths, Timberlake and Spears, our
Kmart-ified version of Charles and Diana, are still shackled
together in the public eye. Yesterday she shaved her head.
Tomorrow she’ll go to rehab. Again. Never mind K-Fed. Everyone
wants to know what Justin thinks.
Justin,
predictably, has basically no comment. For someone so eager to
repel the stereotype of the media-coached pop star (“All of a
sudden you’re Mr. ‘SexyBack,’ and before that you were Mr.
‘Cry Me a River.’ I knew I had to take a break when they said
the new King of Pop,” he says), Timberlake shuts down with
astonishing, practiced speed when asked about tabloid reports.
He responds to inquiries about his personal life (are those
run-ins with Cameron awkward?) with an attack on the gossip
magazines that scrutinize it.
“I despise what they do,” he says,
leaning forward, in response to the Britney Question. There’s
a flush of red in his cheeks, but he stays meticulously
on-point. “They create soap operas out of people’s lives. We
had our thing, and it’s over. They edit that stuff like MTV
edits reality shows. It’s a spin game, and I choose not to
take part in it.”
Timberlake’s skill at appearing to
feel much but say little has served him well. It’s not just
his voice and hips and five-o’clock shadow that have
transformed the one-dimensional ex-boy-bander into a
legitimate five-tool stud. He may say he doesn’t grasp the
concept of “having a moment,” but he clearly knows how to
stoke the flames of one. Rule No. 1: Don’t make an ass of
yourself—at least not when the cameras are rolling. “I would
never say anything bad about anyone,” he says, winding down.
His eyes scan the floor uncomfortably. Then he issues the safe
statement: “I love a lot of those people.”
A person as large as Tiny,
Timberlake’s man-mountain of a bodyguard, could get away with
wearing this much pink. Shirt, tie, pocket handkerchief. When
he tells the assembled catering crew, security guards, and
ushers watching sound check to “clear the bowl,” there is an
immediate mass exodus.
Timberlake makes his way to the stage
for a quick run-through with his band, working out bits of
“What Goes Around . . . ,” “Damn Girl,” even Coldplay’s “The
Scientist,” for an empty arena. Then he has one final bit of
business: a few grip-and-grins with tour sponsors from Dell
and awkward group shots with local contest winners.
“Somebody has to pay for this tour,”
he says over his shoulder. He dives in—pumping flesh, posing
for photos, feigning being pinched in the ass by
hyperventilating fans, accepting personalized Ohio State
football jerseys that will end up slung in a corner of the
management office—before heading back to the greenroom.
Timberlake is not a kiss-ass. Selling
more than 13 million records has earned him a lot of rope, and
he knows that. He relishes battles with his label, Jive, about
single-release choices (“SexyBack” was his call. The label, he
says, was “scared shitless”), dictates tour demands (no more
than four shows a week), and claims he generally doesn’t give
a shit what anyone else thinks.
“I tried so hard
to be an R&B artist [on his first solo album, Justified]
and it was the pop album of the year, and I was like, ‘Fuck.
That’s the last thing I wanted,’” Timberlake says, taking a
swig from another can of cream soda. “But I was like, ‘So
everyone considers me a pop artist? Well, fuck it. I’m going
to do whatever I want to do.’”
But moonwalking the line between
manchild and hipster mascot is tough. On one hand, Timberlake
beams when he recalls a recent article in the New York
Times about punk fans who unexpectedly love him. On the
other, he says he resents feeling like he owes indie rockers
an apology for his candy-pop past. The internal battle is most
evident when he talks about this year’s Grammys. Weeks in
advance of the telecast, he was asked to be the star of “My
Grammy Moment,” a cheesy, American Idol rip-off bit in
which the winner of a contest got to perform onstage with him.
Before the idea was fleshed out, Timberlake agreed. As the
potentially disastrous plan hurtled to fruition, he ached to
back out. He couldn’t. “Because I’m the nice guy who follows
through on the things he commits to,” he says, a mock smile
locked into place. “But I don’t know if I’ll be going through
that sort of thing again. I feel like the Grammys used me for
ratings. And look at it—they were up 18 percent.”
Roughly five years after bubblegum
pop’s Vaseline-lensed heyday, the boy “most likely to” is
trash-talking the Grammys. He has survived the boy-band
apocalypse and become a man.
“I could give you a bunch of
analogies about why I’m still around that would sound like
hippie self-help bullshit,” he says, popping a throat lozenge.
“‘I saw an opportunity and I took it?’ Fuck you. Sure, there’s
a lot of luck involved. But on some level I have to believe in
my ability. And I’m not apologizing to anyone. I worked
fucking hard to get here.” Timberlake is done chatting. In 30
minutes, he’ll have a group prayer with his backing band and
dancers. Then he’ll be whisked underneath the stage to wait
for the madness to begin.
Outside the dimly lit serenity of his
dressing room, the gears are grinding furiously toward
showtime. Opening act Pink, fresh off her 45-minute set of
you-go-girl-isms, tears down the backstage hallway in a
fuchsia bathrobe. “Great crowd tonight,” she yells to her
handler. “I think they were all drunk.”
Nope. Sorry, Pink. They’re
hammered. All in the name of J.T.
It’s the most understated song of the
night, and for the purist, the set closer, “(Another Song) All
Over Again”—a slow-building, “gimme one more chance, baby”
weeper—is the clear highlight. No solos, no costumes, no
gyrating come-ons, just “Jaaaaayyyy-Teeeeee” underlining his
“moment” by trumping style with substance. This is how
Timberlake made it to the other side of the ’N Sync era: with
his voice. Not the falsetto Jackson-lite of his hits, but the
strong, wide-ranging blue-eyed Memphis soul burning in his
gut. As the closing notes of “Another Song” give way to the
Verve’s “Bitter Sweet Symphony,” Timberlake, gray T-shirt
soaked through with sweat, takes a four-corner bow with his
backing band and dancers. The mass exodus of horny, happy
drunks begins, everyone walking, stumbling—and, in some cases,
being carried—from the arena. All except for the two frat boys
who insist on staying behind to yell—again—for Timberlake to
sing “Dick in a Box.” As for Timberlake, he’ll get a quick
shower and a ride back to the hotel. Then a few hours of sleep
before an early-morning wake-up call. As his fleet of souped-up
tour buses—each furnished with a flat-screen TV, leather
seats, bunks, and a nicely stocked bar—weaves through traffic,
Tiny relaxes for the first time all day. His night of crowd
control included, among other things, breaking up a tag-team
match that involved eight women, a gay man, and lots of beer.
Nothing a gentle choke hold and a few choice words couldn’t
soothe. “I’ve never seen that many girls so drunk,” he says,
relaxing his ample frame into the couch. “Those girls can
drink.” At 1:30 in the morning, the lobby of the Westin Hotel
is empty, but Timberlake’s two bodyguards head through the
glass doors first just to make sure. Coast sufficiently clear,
Timberlake—hoodie pulled tight over his head, hands in his
pockets—emerges from the bus and slowly walks toward the
elevator. At first, nobody sees the twentysomething female
hidden behind a marble pillar. “Ma’am,” Tiny says curtly,
shaking his head deliberately for emphasis. She tries to
defend herself: “But I’m a guest of the—” “Ma’am,” Tiny
repeats, more sternly this time. “Not tonight, ma’am. You can
take the next one.” Timberlake, exhausted, appears not to
notice the minor ruckus. And with a polite nod, he vanishes
behind the gold elevator doors. Hopefully he’s got something a
little more potent than cream soda waiting for him upstairs.
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